Cookie Clicker

This peculiar game has been getting a shocking amount of my attention lately. Start playing, and you'll quickly get the idea. But be warned...many factors will affect that cookie production speed, making the game very addictive.  Once you have a few being made per second, you can idle for as long as you like and watch your stock perpetually increase!   

There's no definite goal to this game. Just keep making more cookies. I've cooked a total of 28 quintillion cookies so far, and there are users on Reddit with mindblowing amounts.

Hope whoever checks this out has some fun.  

Sherkel wrote:28 quintillion cookies 

Chinese loli sweatshop labor~!   

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:28 quintillion cookies 

Chinese loli sweatshop labor~!   

I think I crossed the corporate ethics line once I performed the "Communal brainsweep."  

Lolis making cookies for Cookie Clicker...a ton of possible track titles are popping into my head already.

Sherkel wrote:

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:28 quintillion cookies 

Chinese loli sweatshop labor~!   

I think I crossed the corporate ethics line once I performed the "Communal brainsweep."  

Lolis making cookies for Cookie Clicker...a ton of possible track titles are popping into my head already.

lol, work them to death~!
And make them cut down trees and chop wood to heat the ovens, or just shovel in the ones that couldn't make them fast enough

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:28 quintillion cookies 

Chinese loli sweatshop labor~!   

I think I crossed the corporate ethics line once I performed the "Communal brainsweep."  

Lolis making cookies for Cookie Clicker...a ton of possible track titles are popping into my head already.

lol, work them to death~!
And make them cut down trees and chop wood to heat the ovens, or just shovel in the ones that couldn't make them fast enough

"Onii-chan's gonna throw you into the antimatter condenser if you eat one more of those!"
It would be great to have worker lolis in the game, though...maybe if we find a member here who can code we could make a patch to replace the grandmas...they're not my type.  

Have you played it, by the way?

Sherkel wrote:

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:28 quintillion cookies 

Chinese loli sweatshop labor~!   

I think I crossed the corporate ethics line once I performed the "Communal brainsweep."  

Lolis making cookies for Cookie Clicker...a ton of possible track titles are popping into my head already.

lol, work them to death~!
And make them cut down trees and chop wood to heat the ovens, or just shovel in the ones that couldn't make them fast enough

"Onii-chan's gonna throw you into the antimatter condenser if you eat one more of those!"
It would be great to have worker lolis in the game, though...maybe if we find a member here who can code we could make a patch to replace the grandmas...they're not my type.  

Have you played it, by the way?

Haven't played it, I got a virus years ago from a flashgame site that killed my computer. I'm pretty much mentally scarred by it and it will make me panic, same with sites with tons of ads when I didn't have adblock makes me all panicky lol

Oh speaking of which I coded a game once it's hella random and short guess I'll post it in the game thread topic thing

Well, okay.

I kind of retired from that game. I had 300+ of each unit, (antimatter condensers included). No achievements lefts to be obtained or anything, aside from "Cheated cookies taste awful". How are the updates coming? Did they release the dungeons yet or whatever?

VioletMelody wrote:I kind of retired from that game. I had 300+ of each unit, (antimatter condensers included). No achievements lefts to be obtained or anything, aside from "Cheated cookies taste awful". :(How are the updates coming? Did they release the dungeons yet or whatever?

Wow! Veteran here, folks! Dungeons are still only in beta. Were seasons and prisms present the last time you played it? Those are the main things I remember being added since I first checked it out. Seasons are basically field effects that unlock new upgrades and aesthetic changes. You need 5000 HxCx (heh heh) to change them without playing on specific dates. Prisms are a new type of building that are more powerful than antimatter condensers.

EDIT: Oh, wrinklers too.

Sherkel wrote:

VioletMelody wrote:I kind of retired from that game. I had 300+ of each unit, (antimatter condensers included). No achievements lefts to be obtained or anything, aside from "Cheated cookies taste awful". :(How are the updates coming? Did they release the dungeons yet or whatever?

Wow! Veteran here, folks! Dungeons are still only in beta. Were seasons and prisms present the last time you played it? Those are the main things I remember being added since I first checked it out. Seasons are basically field effects that unlock new upgrades and aesthetic changes. You need 5000 HxCx's (heh heh) to change them without playing on specific dates. Prisms are a new type of building that are more powerful than antimatter condensers.

EDIT: Oh, wrinklers too.

I was here when wrinklers were around just prisms are new to me. Haha

I wonder if it will get more replay value in the future...maybe it should add guilds like Progress Quest 

I mean replay value was fine, however when you have 30,000 heavenly chips, it replays REALLY fast.

VioletMelody wrote:I mean replay value was fine, however when you have 30,000 heavenly chips, it replays REALLY fast.

I'm still working toward my 10,000th HxCx...and I'm already feeling bored of the game again. :P

this game ruined my life

Bad Mecha wrote:this game ruined my life

lolicore ruined mine

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Bad Mecha wrote:this game ruined my life

lolicore ruined mine

this calls for a cookie clicker themed lolicore album

Bad Mecha wrote:this game ruined my life

I guess it doesn't quite click with everybody.

Sherkel wrote:

Bad Mecha wrote:this game ruined my life

I guess it doesn't quite click with everybody.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I had to suppress my laughter to not wake up my family lololol

Himeko Katagiri wrote:

Sherkel wrote:

Bad Mecha wrote:this game ruined my life

I guess it doesn't quite click with everybody.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I had to suppress my laughter to not wake up my family lololol

It's 1:30 PM, they should be up anyway  

10:35 am here lol. My mom had a rough day yesterday that ended with a headache so maybe she still has it? And my brother always sleeps through the morning lol. I'm the only one in my house that wakes up at 7 or 8 lol

Himeko Katagiri wrote:10:35 am here lol. My mom had a rough day yesterday that ended with a headache so maybe she still has it? And my brother always sleeps through the morning lol. I'm the only one in my house that wakes up at 7 or 8 lol

I just go to bed and wake up whenever I feel like it. If there's school I just make sure I'm up when I have to leave lol.

Started playing this again. I'm at 20,550 HxCx (yes, I will keep calling heavenly chips that) and aiming for 40k before my next reset. There's going to be an Easter update, according to the developer! Anyone else end up playing?